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Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?
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@mooserattler back on my dash!
Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???
I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.
(via flightyfinch)
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I fucking hate that I’m so extremely sensitive. I fucking hate that I get attached so easily and when I do I lose myself completely. I fucking hate that I can’t express my feelings and they just build up inside me and torture me. I fucking hate that I’m always afraid people will leave me. I fucking hate that I always feel so small and never good enough.
(via suicide-is-my-father)
- Ashley Katchadorian: Hey, Trisha! Jenna Dapananian said you wanted to see me?
- Trisha: *holding DeAndra's arms* Ashley. Katchadorian. You were supposed to be watching the door.
- Ashley: Oh no I know it's just my family and I we went to Pearl Harbor for two weeks so it's kinda a thing we do every year. Didn't you get the vacation request form I submitted I-
- Trisha: You- were supposed to be watching the DOOR.
- Ashley: Yeah J know but I submitted the form and I was gonna-
- Trisha: You were SUPPOSED. to be WATCHING. the DOOR. ASHLEY KATCHADORIAN
- Ashley: *over Trisha's sobs* Trisha, are you-
- Trisha: *holding up DeAndra's severed arms* DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE ASHLEY KATCHADORIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL'S ARMS- A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS- WITH LEGS, WITH A HEAD-
- Ashley- Uh, Trisha, I-
- Trisha- SHE'S A PENCIL. SHE IS A SWIZZLE STICK. YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE. AND NOW I'M HOLDING UO HER ARMS. ARMS!
- Ashley: okay, but- but I was
- Trisha: I'M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T WATCHING THE DOOR.
- Ashley: Uhm.. I was at Pearl Harbor?
- Trisha: A girl lost her arms, Ashley Katchadorian. A girl lost her FUCKING ARMS DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR? SEEING THE FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM?
- We had our own Pearl Harbor here today. OH MY GOD. How could you do this to us? You literally bombed us- like the Japanese you are. And me? I'm Ben Affleck. I'm Ben Affleck and I'm holding two fucking girl's arms. And you're Cuba Gooding Junior disappointing everybody.
- Ashley: *whimpers*
- Trisha: LIVE WITH THAT
